Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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