You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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