I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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