Buhtt sex?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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