quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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