think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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