But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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