i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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