You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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