what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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