Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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