It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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