I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Terrible idea I love it
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
