I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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