Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
My penis needs a shock collar
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm bleeding and have questions
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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