hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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