I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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