We're like a lot better than the average bears
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Enjoy the penises
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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