If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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