Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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