Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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