We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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