YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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