2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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