their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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