I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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