I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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