Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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