I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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