You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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