you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
My bed smells like the plague
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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