I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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