I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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