Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
"it" just moved
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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