Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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