Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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