I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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