I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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