If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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