I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Do plants get herpes?
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