I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
if only i could text you this smell
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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