We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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