i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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