1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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