Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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