6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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