It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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