At least make sure they are 18
Why
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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