Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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