Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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