I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I think I just shit out all my problems.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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