The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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