I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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