U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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