I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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