East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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