"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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