it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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