I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i would punch a child for taco bell
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
The uberlube is also flammable
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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